Ladies and Gentlemen, the 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film will be released three weeks from today!! I don't know about you, but I couldn't be more excited! I've been looking forward to this movie since it was first rumored on TheTechnodrome.com's forums. I remember thinking, "who, a live-action CGI Turtles film? That's going to be amazinggg." Now, say what you will about the character designs because, for the most part, I'm right there with ya. The Turtles that I know and love are obviously not the Turtles who will be gracing the silver screen on August 8th. But that's okay.. This is a new generation and I'm embracing the new look and hoping for the absolute best. My hopes are high, no matter how hard I try to keep them low. I'm pumped and I'm not even attempting to hide it. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mean a lot to me, my childhood and the nostalgia I now celebrate. I'll get more into that as we get closer to the film's release, but any Holidaze fans already know how much I love those four teenage turtles.
So how do you celebrate such an awesome time in our lives? How do you celebrate this new film? How do you celebrate the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? On The Holidaze, it's simple... dedicate as many posts to The Green Machine as you can between now and August 8th! Thanks to the power of marketing and Nickelodeon, the Turtles are pretty much everywhere and we have a bunch to discuss!
We'll start off slowly and begin with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles candy featuring Nickelodeon's hit character designs. While at work, during my lunch break, a group of manly men and I ventured to the local grocery store for a quick sandwich. These guys don't have any interest in anything I talk about on The Holidaze, so the last thing they were looking for was Ninja Turtle candy. But me? I'm a giant man-child and my eyes were moving a mile a minute. Candy, soda, chips, cereal.. you name it. I'm always looking for something. I didn't see much, but when I saw Gummy Turtle Power Candy Pizza, there was nooo way I was passing it up. At the risk of being ridiculed by men twice my age and size, I grabbed a box and walked over to the cashier like I had just struck gold. Nobody saw the 27-year-old man pay for his Turtle candy but, even if they did, there was no stopping me. At that point, I could have easily been confused for Vanilla Ice.
When I got back to work, I did a quick Google search and learned that these aren't all that new, but they're new to me so I couldn't wait to get home and rip open the box. The Gummy Pizza's don't look like the design pictured on the box, but I actually prefer their actual appearance much more. There's something about them that reminds me of my childhood. Do you remember Slime Slurps? I vaguely remember the slimy, gummy creatures molded into TMNT heroes and villains. They were strung out in Toys R Us and always drew me in. Man, I'm having quite the flashback now as I write this. I knew that these Gummy Pizza's wouldn't share the same texture, but the shape and color surely brings about nostalgia! That's already a step in the right direction!
Out of the wrapper, you can see the slight detail they added to the Gummy Pizza's. Again, it's a far cry from what's pictured on the box and looks more like faux vomit you'd find in an old magic shop. The chunky pepperoni pieces a bit less appetizing now that we've crossed that bridge, but I'm willing to accept and overlook that for the Ninja Turtles. In reality, these don't look, smell, or feel much different than any gummy candies you'd find in your standard candy-by-the-pound stores. You know, the ones where you fill a plastic bag with more candy that you'll ever eat in your life? Yeah, well you can't have those without these and, by this point, I had pretty much figured these were Peach Rings without the hole or sugar coating.
I was pretty close.. They're more like those Gummy Strawberries that are red on top and pink on the bottom. That's the texture, anyway. But the flavor? Very bland. It's a dull battle between cherry and peach, but it's mostly flavorless. These aren't something I'd eat regularly and they'll probably sit around in my kitchen until I sneak them into theaters on August 8th, but they're just okay.. I love them for being Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' candy, but maybe they're better off in the three-fingered hands of another.
Mikey! He likes it!